There will be no post this week. I have finals next week and am crunched for time. I hate disappointing everyone, so I’ve compiled a list of things to do while not reading my blog.
1. Learn to ride a velociraptor.
It’s an extensive list, I’ll admit, but I’m eager to hear about everyone’s experiences.
Get the hint already.
P.S. One of the recommended tags for this post is “Hate Crimes”. Apparently this post has racist subtext. Please do not commit any hate crimes. Only commit love crimes. Thank you.