Because since Wikipedia is down my blog must be getting even more traffic. Except it isn’t. Probably because people are boycotting the internet today. Oh well, I guess we can’t have everything. I’m not a big fan of SOPA, honestly, my site will probably get taken down. And with my blog comes the rest of WordPress. Yep, that’s what they would do, considering everything I type here has been stolen. (You see the irony? Not a single original word. Including these. So either I’m lying, or the origin of this post goes from person to person all the way back to infinity. Take that Einstein!) But how could they justify taking down a blog that makes Einstein it’s bitch? They couldn’t justify it, and that’s the truth. SOPA is evil, but you know, there are much more important things to worry about right now. Let’s not pretend like everything isn’t already censored anyway and move on. The internet controls Congress anyway, they are just trying to break free from slavery. Give them a break. In order to move on with our lives I’ve come up with a list of things that we should be more worried about than SOPA.
Wikipedia is down.
Do you know what this means??? Our only real source of information has voluntarily taken itself offline. What are we supposed to do??? Figures today is the day the zombie apocalypse happens. If only I could bring up the Wikipedia page! I need to know how to combine household ingredients into explosives and I can’t because Wikipedia is “protesting”. Selfish bastards.
Kim Jong-Il is dead.
Admittedly I know nothing about North Korean culture, but I’m pretty sure that when someone in North Korea dies you have to make their life long goals come true. Get ready for some robot women, nuclear winter, and hot dogs people.
Zombies.
It could happen at anytime. In fact, it’s probably already started and I just don’t know about it. Or maybe I’m a zombie while typing this. You don’t know. Hide. Go. Execute your plan. Time is short.
Also, 2012.
Remember that documentary of the same name that came out awhile ago? Yeah, that’s gonna happen now, except we don’t get fancy spaceboats. So SOPA won’t even have a chance to happen.
George Lucas might come out with another movie.
Once again, you never know when it will strike. Poor guy, it’s like he forgot why his movies were good in the first place, and now he thinks like a business executive, i.e. he has a 3 graders view of what people like. Actually that’s not fair to 3 graders, they are super funny.
Michael Bay might not come out with another movie.
And without an outlet, what will he turn to? That’s right, objectifying women and blowing things up in a loosely connected fashion in the real world. I’m pretty sure he’s the one the Mayan’s foresaw to destroy the world.
Rule 34 isn’t true.
I have an extremely vivid imagination.
Meme’s are everywhere.
I used to hate meme’s, then I took an arrow to the knee. Meme’s are a lie! Shit. It’s like people aren’t even pretending to be original. I give up. I can only hope that one day I post something that is meme worthy. *facepalm*
I didn’t have breakfast this morning.
Yes, yes I do think that is more important than SOPA. I am a source of entertainment! I must be nourished. Can the internet say that? Well, maybe it can. Shut up internet.
Ourselves.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure we are going to kill ourselves. Probably not one by one, but maybe. We literally have plans in place for everything except the high likelihood that everyone will just one day become fed up with everyone else and the world will end in one awesome free-for-all deathmatch with no respawns.
Sincerely,
There’s more, but I prefer to ignore them.
SIR 